This audio drama was released by Big Finish in September 1998.
“The King’s balls get bigger every year!”
What could possibly go wrong on Professor Bernice Summerfield’s investigation into the lost civilisation of Perfecton? Nothing, it seems – until they leave the planet and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds herself plunged into the strange world of – panto.
Written By: Paul Cornell, dramatised by Jacqueline Rayner.
Directed By: Nicholas Briggs
Lisa Bowerman (Bernice Summerfield); Nicholas Courtney (Wolsey the Cat); Jo Castleton (Jayne Waspo/Bitchy); Jonathan Brüün (Michael Doran/Cute); Colin McIntyre (Captain Balsam/King Rupert); Nicholas Briggs (Lt Prince/Prince Charming); James Campbell (Professor Candy/Dame Candy); Mark Gatiss (The Grand Vizier); Alistair Lock (The Grel Master)
Bernice Summerfield: Oh No It Isn’t can be purchased as a CD at